And THIS, children, is how you sing this song:
Michael Rennie was ill the day the Earth stood still
But he told us where to stand (On our feet!)
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear (It was gold!)
Claude Rains was the invisible man (Outta sight!)
Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid (sexual) jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from (where?!) outerspace (thank you!)
And this is how the message ran (FREEZE!!!)
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X (sex,sex,sex) will build a creature
See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (deep throat the sequel to) Forbidden Planet
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-uh-oh
At the late night (early morning)
Double feature (Rocky Horror)
Picture show
I knew Leo G. Carrol was over (fucking) a barrel
When tarantula took to the hills (LSD)
(Lick those lips!!!)
And I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott (Janet’s twat)
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills (What the fuck’s a “triffid’!?)
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes (the shits)
And passing them used lots of skills (Yay! Skills!)
“But when worlds collide” (::clap hands:: BOOM!) said George Powell to his bride,
“I’m gonna give you some terrible thrills (birth control pills) like an…” (X-RAY!)
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X (sex,sex,sex) will build a creature
See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (deep throat the sequel to) Forbidden Planet
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-uh-oh
At the late night (early morning)
Double feature (Rocky Horror)
Picture show
I wanna go (go where?!)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
To the late night (early morning)
Double feature (Rocky Horror)
Picture show (who’s it by?)
By RKO (RK-who?)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
To the late night (early morning)
Double feature (Rocky Horror)
Picture show, in the back row (fuck the front row!)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
To the late night (early morning)
Double feature (Rocky Horror)
Picture show (Never trust a smiling cross!)
