June 2013
How to give Hannibal a Hardon
- Most creatures are raised for food, or in the wild are a part of the food chain. Humans on the other hand are not part of a food chain, they have no other reason for being... Some creature needs to start eating humans again.
- "Won't you give my life meaning?"
See what your followers think of you.
- BLACK = I would date you.
- GREEN = I think you’re cute.
- BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
- GREY = I wish you would notice me.
- PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
- TEAL = We have a lot in common.
- YELLOW = FUCK ME.
- ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
- BROWN = I don’t like you.
- PINK = I think you are unattractive.
- RED = I love you with a burning passion.
- WHITE = MARRY ME.
“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”
—Lord Darlington, Act I from “Lady Windermere’s Fan” (1892)
—Lord Darlington, Act I from “Lady Windermere’s Fan” (1892)
